An American response to Creationism

As The Most Powerful Country On Earth (TM) becomes more strangely gripped by religious fundamentalism, and insists on science textbooks including a disclaimer that suggests religious alternatives to the theory of evolution, at least we can assuage our mild terror by looking at witty responses like this one. Also contains a useful link to a survey that found only a third of Americans believe Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. And to think these people have the right to bear arms written into their consistitution...

(I shouldn't mock. The CIA may be listening in.)